Author Archives: Sharon

Nov 19

PRESCHOOL PICTURE

I was so upset about picture day at school, Mommy had to come pick me up early. But we forgot my coat and had to go back to school to fetch it. By then, I had chilled out and let the photographer take pictures of me while I played on the climbing structure.

So here it is! My official preschool picture:

Nov 16

THINGS I SAY #66

Mommy is at the dentist and I am waiting for her to be done.

Hygienist: Do you want to pick out a toy?

Me: No, I just don’t have time. I’m too busy. And I’m late for karate. It’s in California. I have to take the I-5 to the I-10.

Hygienist: Oh, okay.

Nov 10

FACTS ABOUT MOMMIES

Here are some facts about the island nation of Mommies:

  1. The President is named George California and the Vice President is named George Obama.
  2. Signs for state roads have the profile of Donald Trump’s face.
  3. Bathrooms are called teeter totters.
  4. The sky is pink-ish purple.
  5. There are two suns.
  6. Avobadacados are a fruit native to the island. They are round with red skin and are reddish-pink inside. They taste a lot like a nectarine with a hint of orange.
Nov 7

CRAYOLA MASTERPIECES #11

I’ve been drawing a lot of people lately. My therapists get all giddy about that kind of stuff.

Person being rescued by a helicopter:

Person waiting for their airplane at the terminal:

People having a great flight:

I don’t remember what these people are doing, but it sure looks fun:

Person watching planes at the airport:

And here are some nice monsters, too: