Mommy and I were making chocolate bread in the bread machine, and during the kneading process, we added chocolate chips. So we ended up with a little dough ball with chocolate chips stuck all around it.

Me: Aww, it looks like a little coronavirus bread!

As you know, I am a big fan of the computer game, Planet Coaster. The guests in my amusement parks really like Zoltan the Fortune Teller. They tell me if they get a good, bad, or average fortune, but don’t usually tell me exactly what it is.

So I decided to write my own fortunes.

GOOD:

AVERAGE:

BAD:

Mommy is sitting next to my bed as I try to fall asleep. But I’m having a hard time.

Me: Mommy, if you’d like to give me anything involving a hug, I will accept it.

I am in the car with Mommy and Daddy, driving through rural towns on the way to Lincoln City. There are lots of farms, fruit trees, horses, cows, and sheep.

Me: It looks like Minecraft out here.

Daddy and I are having breakfast at the table.

Me: I had a dream last night. Cherry Mae was in it.

Daddy: Oh yeah? What was the dream about?

Me: I dreamed that Cherry Mae was eating rotten flesh!

Mommy and Daddy are in my room, getting ready to put me to bed.

Mommy: How do you have such a cute face?

Me: Cute is my default.

I am in Nana and Papa’s living room.

Me: You have a roman numeral clock. This house is fancy!

Me: I want to be the president one day.

Mommy and I then start talking about presidents, the U.S. government and how it works, and leaders of other countries.

Me: Actually, I don’t want to be the president. I want to be a dictator instead.

I like to leave Mommy little recordings using her Voice Memo phone app.

Hi, so, I don’t like hugs. I LOVE hugs. Any second I will, but right now I don’t. And NOW I do. In thousands of years, eventually, I will not like hugs forever and ever. I want a hug! I wanna…I DON’T want a hug! I was making a joke. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7, ma ma ma. Poking your white part of your upper eye is bad for you. Bye bye! I will go home.

Here are some more things you probably didn’t know about Mommies:

1. Hugs’ full first name is Huggenia.
2. Some of Hugs’ first cousins are Bill Murray (yes, the Bill Murray), Jomp, and Cheap Alabama.
3. The Lindsay Tunnel is made of cork. Sometimes stingrays poke holes in it and the holes have to be filled with putty.
4. Comfy Coats is a store that sells only the comfiest coats. It’s a huge store…over 15 floors. They have so many coats that they have to keep some in the bathrooms and elevators. And the coats are free!