FORTUNES

As you know, I am a big fan of the computer game, Planet Coaster. The guests in my amusement parks really like Zoltan the Fortune Teller. They tell me if they get a good, bad, or average fortune, but don’t usually tell me exactly what it is.

So I decided to write my own fortunes.

GOOD:

  • You will have a hug today.
  • You will get something from Santa.
  • You will eat the yummiest rice ever.

AVERAGE:

  • You will eat oatmeal.
  • You will put stuff in a bucket.
  • You will make liquid into a solid.
  • You will have five thousand bike locks.

BAD:

  • You will stay in a hotel that’s not fancy at all.
  • All your pens will be running out of ink.
  • You will eat Hello Fresh food and not like it.

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