Daddy: Dexy, do you want to wear a pajama shirt to bed?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mommy: Okay, okay. But you can just say, “no, thank you.”
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I don’t WANT to say “no thank you.” I want to say “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Category Archives: Things I Say
THINGS I SAY #34
I’m playing with my letters & numbers magnets and recite what I’ve placed down on the floor: F 3 5 H 7.
Me: F 3 5 Helipad 7.
THINGS I SAY #33
I’m drinking amazing, delicious chocolate milk at the table.
Me: Chocolate milk grows on chocolate milk trees, and regular milk grows on regular milk trees.
THINGS I SAY #32
Mommy and I are playing with trains and I feel like making small talk.
Me: What is cinnamon?
Mommy: It’s a spice. It’s the brown stuff I put in my oatmeal.
Me: Cinnamon looks like poop.
THINGS I SAY #31
I’m sitting at the dinner table trying to do anything but eat, as usual. My typical strategy is to just talk non-stop about anything.
Me: A tow truck is towing a tow truck is towing a garbage truck is towing a fire truck is towing a table is towing a Mommy is towing a Daddy is towing a Chubs is towing a probiotic is towing a Lego car is towing a chocolate milk is towing a calendar is towing a shampoo is towing a wheel loader…
THINGS I SAY #30
Mommy: Dexy, did you know that we’re moving into a new house soon?
Me: Bring my white bag of cars!
Mommy: Yeah, we’ll bring all of your cars.
Me: (Pointing to my big red Ferrari) Bring that car.
Mommy: Yep, we’ll bring that car.
Me: Bring my blankie.
Mommy: Yeah, we’re bringing your blankie.
Me: (Pointing to something laying in the corner) Bring that thing.
Mommy: Yeah. We’ll bring your pajama pants.
THINGS I SAY #29
Mommy and Daddy are talking to each other in the kitchen.
Me: No talk, Mommy!
Mommy: Hey, I’m a person. Sometimes I talk to other people.
Me: No! You not a person anymore!
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL / THINGS I SAY #28
Yesterday was my last day of school! I’m freeeeee!!!
On the way to our car before school, I heard a baby crying. Mommy asked me why I thought he was crying. I said, “Prob’ly because it’s Monday and he doesn’t want to go to school. He just wants to stay home and play with cars.”
THINGS I SAY #27
Mommy is putting on my hooded sweatshirt before going out to the park.
Mommy: Dexy, I think we need to get you a new sweatshirt. This one’s getting too small. You’re getting bigger.
Me: I’m getting bigger! I can drink beer now!
THINGS I SAY #26
I am going through Mommy’s wallet and look at a five dollar bill.
Me: What is this apartment?
Mommy: That’s called the Lincoln Memorial.