I’m sitting at the dinner table trying to do anything but eat, as usual. My typical strategy is to just talk non-stop about anything.

Me: A tow truck is towing a tow truck is towing a garbage truck is towing a fire truck is towing a table is towing a Mommy is towing a Daddy is towing a Chubs is towing a probiotic is towing a Lego car is towing a chocolate milk is towing a calendar is towing a shampoo is towing a wheel loader…