I am hanging out with Mommy at the airport because that’s where we go for fun.
Me: What countries are long flights?
Mommy: Australia, Japan, Russia…
Me: Russia?! But that’s such a short flight from Kazakhstan!
(By the way, on our most recent trip to the airport, we saw a big ol’ Air Force cargo plane, which Papa said was probably a C-5, and a Chinook helicopter!)
Me: Daddy, I want to play!
Daddy: Okay, what do you want to play?
Me: I want to play “work the air conditioner!”
Mommy is making bagels and cream cheese for both of us. She puts tomato on hers and asks me if I want any.
Me: I read an article last night that said tomatoes are yucky.
Me: The farmer in the dell?!?! But Dell is a computer!
I am at Legos @ The Library and the librarian is talking to one of the other kids.
Librarian: Raphael, do you know where Lego started?
Raphael: Norway?
Librarian: Really close! It’s one of the the Scandinavian countries.
Raphael: Finland?
Librarian: No, but close. It’s Sweden. Legos come from Sweden.
Me: (quietly to myself): Legos come from Denmark.
I am reminiscing about when I did some exercises with Daddy earlier in the day.
Me: When I do exercises, it helps my sciatica.
Mommy is looking at her calendar.
Mommy: Yay, we have no plans for this weekend.
Me: No, our sour cream expires on Sunday!
I am looking at airplane pictures on Google Images.
Me: One time, I flew this plane, and then Amelia Earhart flew this plane, and I told her NOT to do any stunts.
Mommy wants to change my Pull-Up because I made a poop.
Me: Nooooooo. I’m making a poop airplane. I’m finished with the fuselage, but I’m working on the elevators.
Mommy and I are walking outside and she picks up something off the ground.
Mommy: Look, it’s a feather.
Me: What’s that?
Mommy: It came from a bird’s wing.
Me: How you do know it’s from the bird’s wing and not the bird’s fuselage?