Mommy, Daddy, and I are having dinner at the table.

Me: Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a muffin. (Pause.) Does Mommy do that? (Pause.) Does Daddy do that?

Here are some things to know about the family of Hugs (she is both my doll and a baby who lives on Mommies):

Hugs’ dad, Hunger, injured his finger, so he can’t go to his computer typing job anymore.

As a result, Hugs’ mom, Violet, had to start working.

So Hugs got a second mom named Lazy.

A little trivia: Lazy doesn’t need to look both ways before crossing the street. She can tell if there are cars coming using her sense of smell.

At school today, Miss Ann whispered something to Miss Chelle. Most of it was unintelligible until she spelled out the letters…

Miss Ann: P-O-O-P.

Me: (very loudly) Why are you talking about poop?!?!