
Author Archives: Sharon
5-YEAR CHECKUP
My 5-year stats!
Height: 41.5 in (19th percentile)
Weight: 37 lbs (21st percentile)
Favorite food: Linguini with Trader Joe’s Creamy Tomato Basil Pasta Sauce
Favorite toy: Does Google Maps count?
Favorite book: 2018 Rand McNally Road Atlas
Favorite thing to talk about: My imaginary world of Mommies
Favorite things to do: Dropping pins on Google Maps and driving there with Daddy; hugs with Mommy; drawing.
Stuff I know: Everything about Portland area roads; geography in general; lots of words or phrases with 11 letters (I always keep a lookout for them); that Starburst are disgusting; that there’s a big difference between cheap and expensive chocolate; how to count to 100; days of the week; months of the year; my address and phone number.
Compare with my last checkup!
WINTER SCHOOL ART
I don’t usually participate much in my school art projects (too busy drawing maps!). But here are a couple I did. I named the snowman “Valley.”


SEWER CLIMBER
I wanted to stand on this big sewer thingy and have Mommy take a picture.

DIGITAL ART
I’m brushing up on my Photoshop skills.

THINGS I SAY #71
Mommy, Daddy, and I are having dinner at the table.
Me: Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a muffin. (Pause.) Does Mommy do that? (Pause.) Does Daddy do that?
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HUGS’ FAMILY
Here are some things to know about the family of Hugs (she is both my doll and a baby who lives on Mommies):
Hugs’ dad, Hunger, injured his finger, so he can’t go to his computer typing job anymore.
As a result, Hugs’ mom, Violet, had to start working.
So Hugs got a second mom named Lazy.
A little trivia: Lazy doesn’t need to look both ways before crossing the street. She can tell if there are cars coming using her sense of smell.
FANNO CREEK
A boring morning at the auto glass place turned into a surprise awesome find – a previously unknown creek and bridge! I ran to and across it a whole bunch of times.






THINGS I SAY #70
At school today, Miss Ann whispered something to Miss Chelle. Most of it was unintelligible until she spelled out the letters…
Miss Ann: P-O-O-P.
Me: (very loudly) Why are you talking about poop?!?!
UPSIDE DOWN COAT
I put my coat on upside down and backwards. I asked Mommy to take my picture. (I love coat jokes these days.)
