Weekend morning pancake breakfast with a side of my foot.

Weekend morning pancake breakfast with a side of my foot.

Hello, I’m Dexter. Welcome to my bath.


Can you do this?


I just got some light-up bouncy balls and they are amazing.

Yesterday, we went to Beard Papa’s, a delicious cream puff bakery (I’m told this, as I’m not a cream puff man myself). Dad went on and on about the virtues of dulce de leche.


It’s been so hot this week, I instituted a “diaper only” policy.


I’ve gotta figure out how to escape from here.

