Yesterday was my last day at school! I’m going to miss Teacher April and all of the therapists so much. When I started, I was young and green. Then I became known around those parts as “the mayor.” And now I’m a graduate!
Author Archives: Sharon
CONVERSATION
BROTHERS IN NAPPING
PHOTO FACE
I was playing cars at my friends, Kelley and Nathan’s house, and Mommy captured the face I make at the exact moment I first realize she’s taking a picture. It’s a fraction of a second before I start screaming, “NO PICTURE!”
CONSISTENCY
Furniture is disappearing, boxes are accumulating, things are in general disarray…but I’ve always got YouTube.
NATURE VALLEY GRANOLA BAR
For the past few mornings, I’ve been wanting a granola bar for breakfast. Mommy has been too slow to get it, so I had to take matter into my own hands. Nature Valley, I’m open to a sponsorship!
THINGS I SAY #13
“The Negotiator” – A short film by Dexter Ludwig
INT. KITCHEN – MORNING
Dexter sits at the kitchen table with a bowl of yogurt in front of him. His mother sits across from him.
MOMMY
Dexy, I want you to feed yourself 3 scoops.
DEXTER
No feed self!
MOMMY
You’re three years old now. You can feed yourself. Just do 3 scoops.
DEXTER
Mommy do 5 scoops. Dexy do 1 scoop.
MOMMY
No, Dexy do 3 scoops.
Dexter pauses to think for a moment.
DEXTER
Still pooping.
THE END.
ADVENTURES IN TOYS R US
CLIMBING! from the Dexter Video Collection.
Magic Door from the Dexter Video Collection.
LATEST SCHOOL ART
My school hasn’t sent home my art in quite a while, but here’s the latest batch!
PACKING
I was home sick yesterday, so I helped Mom pack. Well, I helped for a couple minutes and then got bored and played with cars.
Thanks to Nana’s friend, Ms. Kazuko, for making the sleepsack I’m wearing!
