“The Negotiator” – A short film by Dexter Ludwig

INT. KITCHEN – MORNING

Dexter sits at the kitchen table with a bowl of yogurt in front of him. His mother sits across from him.

MOMMY
Dexy, I want you to feed yourself 3 scoops.

DEXTER
No feed self!

MOMMY
You’re three years old now. You can feed yourself. Just do 3 scoops.

DEXTER
Mommy do 5 scoops. Dexy do 1 scoop.

MOMMY
No, Dexy do 3 scoops.

Dexter pauses to think for a moment.

DEXTER
Still pooping.

THE END.