I’m kind of obsessed with airlines and know all of the logos that are painted on the tails. I frequently tell stories about airplanes I’ve ridden on and come up with my own logos for these fictional airlines. Here are some of them:

• Man falling off the earth
• Guy throwing another guy into a sink and leaving him there forever
• Teacup
• Doggie walking a Mommy, and the dog has hands and talks
• Someone spilling wine
• A mommy squirting a tomato in her eye