Nov 29

THINGS I SAY #67

I’m talking to Mommy and Daddy about what I want to see the next time we visit New York.

Me: I want to go to the Freedom Tower.

Daddy: Okay. How about the Statue of Liberty?

Me: Yeah! And I want to see to Staten Island!

Nov 25

MORE FACTS ABOUT MOMMIES

Here are some more things you should know about the (formerly island nation) world of Mommies:

  1. Only kids can drink beer.
  2. A half-chihuahua, half-Yorkie named Ghiradelli lives there.
  3. A baby girl named Hugs lives there with her parents, Violet and Hunger, and her Aunts Mary, Rosie, Q, and W.
  4. Mount Mommies is 1,087 meters tall.
  5. The suburb I used to live in is called Alexatop.
  6. It takes 4 days to travel from Minneapolis to Mommies (which is pretty fast considering you have to travel through 6 big worlds and a bunch of small worlds to get there).
  7. Two of the worlds on the way to Mommies are called Daddies and Fife the Onion.
Nov 19

PRESCHOOL PICTURE

I was so upset about picture day at school, Mommy had to come pick me up early. But we forgot my coat and had to go back to school to fetch it. By then, I had chilled out and let the photographer take pictures of me while I played on the climbing structure.

So here it is! My official preschool picture:

Nov 16

THINGS I SAY #66

Mommy is at the dentist and I am waiting for her to be done.

Hygienist: Do you want to pick out a toy?

Me: No, I just don’t have time. I’m too busy. And I’m late for karate. It’s in California. I have to take the I-5 to the I-10.

Hygienist: Oh, okay.