Sep 22

SKY’S THE LIMIT

The Autism Society of Oregon organized a cool event with Alaska Airlines so that me and a bunch of other kids could go on a real airplane and taxi around PDX!

I loved all of it, as usual – walking through the airport, going through security, standing on the moving walkways…

There was even a playground by our gate!

That red rectangle on my lanyard means, “don’t even think about taking my picture.” I wish that would work in real life.

747 spotting! Do you see it back there?

That’s our plane, a 737-800.

I impressed Noah, an Alaska Airlines pilot, with my airplane knowledge.

Then it was time to taxi!

It was a short “flight,” and then it was time to exit…

…but not without talking on the intercom first.

Afterwards, Daddy and I did silly walks on the moving walkway.

Another successful day at the airport!

Sep 21

MASTERPIECES: MISCELLANEOUS EDITION #2

This is heaven and the ladder that leads up to it. Chubs and a bunch of people are there.

A rescue helicopter rescuing daredevils on Mt. Mommies.

An HOA Airlines plane going to Landen Airport on the top of Mt. Mommies. That winding road going up the mountain is Route 303.

Airplanes and a luggage carrier at EOX Airport with the two suns of Mommies overhead.

The 92nd and 93rd airplanes that Hugs took on her epic trip of 4 kaitlynlindy 5 million airplanes. (A kaitlynlindy is a huge number – way bigger than a decillion.)

The 601st airplane Hugs took on her epic trip – an HOA Airlines plane landing at a different Landen Airport (on the world of 90s).

An All Nippon Airlines plane – Hugs’ 3000th of her epic trip – descending toward the airport.

Kiki’s flower store with Hunger, Hugs and Delacey standing outside. (Kiki is inside.)

I-70 with lots of lanes.

The Mommies theme park, Huggy Poo, with a stripadeedoo hurricane approaching from the top left. (Mommy wrote the ride names for me.)

The Wheel Train, a ride at Huggy Poo.

Salt Lake City Lake and Whale Over Huggy Poo – two rides at Huggy Poo.

Sep 16

IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MOMMIES

Here are more things about my imaginary world of Mommies:

  1. Hugs has a doll named Indianapolis.

  2. Violet, one of Hugs’ mommies, steals bikes for a living.

  3. The Love Islands are a series of islands off the coast of Mommies. They include: Love Island, Diarrhea Island, and Cholera Island. (Cholera Island might not sound like a nice place to live, but the houses are cute and free, so…)

  4. Mommies has an amusement park called Huggy Poo. Rides include: Hug-a-Coaster, Comfy Swings, Ulcer, Scary Space Explorer, Huggy Poo Spin Wheel, and Scary Adventures of Cute Things.

  5. I used to play goat milk for the Diarrhea Perspectives, but never for the Hawaii Camera Flash Freak Outs.