THE TALE OF UNITED AIRLINES

Transcript:

In a really long time ago, um…and I believe, for I was maybe two years old, I went on a aeroplane. United Airlines. In the summer, so it was warm, so…the plane, and then air traffic control for when it landed, said, “Clear for landing. Unbuckle your seatbelts.”

And my plane was purple and white with a white stripe. And a special United said “United and United.” My had it…a cucumber on the tail and I had a email from…from Mommy for I was landing because I had it to send back some information on the satellite to go to the satellite and go to another planet.

I gotta go to Mars, so I send the information that I didn’t like anymore on the plane all the way up to the satellite. For the satellite to get to Mars…the satellite took it to the Douglas DC-3 and then he took it to a cargo plane and then I landed. 

CRAYOLA MASTERPIECES

“Helicopters and United Airlines floorplan”

“Spaceships going to Jupiter, Mars, and Uranus; and a lunar module going to the moon”

“Submarine”

“Sun about to explode before coming back together again”

“Floorplans of Delta and Virgin America planes”

“Lockheed Electra”

“All the things in your tummy and bladder”

“Food inside a blender”

MUSEUM OF FLIGHT

Yesterday, Mommy and I went to the the Museum of Flight in Seattle. It was so awesome!

I’m a big fan of airliners, so one of my favorite things was hanging out in business class of an old US Airways 737.

I also played with the controls of a couple of hand-built airplanes. I could use the control yoke and rudder pedals to move the ailerons, elevators, and rudder.

I also got to see some really big airplanes, including a 787 Dreamliner.

Here I am in a 747.

This is Richard Nixon’s Air Force One plane.

And here is the inside of the Concorde.

I had such a fun time! Thanks to Aunt Lisa, Uncle Ryan, and Kenji for the museum gift card!

THINGS I SAY #47: AIRPLANE LOGO IDEAS

I’m kind of obsessed with airlines and know all of the logos that are painted on the tails. I frequently tell stories about airplanes I’ve ridden on and come up with my own logos for these fictional airlines. Here are some of them:

  • Man falling off the earth
  • Guy throwing another guy into a sink and leaving him there forever
  • Teacup
  • Doggie walking a Mommy, and the dog has hands and talks
  • Someone spilling wine
  • A mommy squirting a tomato in her eye