THINGS I SAY #53

I am having a feeding session with my therapist, Miss Christine.

We are working on a gargling exercise. She gargles to the tune of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.”

She wants me to try and asks what song I like.

I think for a few seconds.

Me: (singing) Kids of today should defend themselves against the 70’s.

It’s not reality.

Just someone else’s sentimentality.

Kids! The 70’s!

Kids! The 70’s!

Miss Christine just stares at me for a while before laughing.

In case you’re interested in the original…

CASA VACA TAQUERIA

Over the weekend, we went to Portland for brunch.

Daddy was so hungry, he tried to eat my head.

I was tasked with the important job of putting Daddy’s creamer in his coffee.

I did great!

Then we decided to point at our breakfast burritos.

Brunch ended with some riveting conversation, probably about LEGO…

…or airplanes.

Then I was left to pay the bill, as usual.

SCHOOL’S OUT FOR SUMMER!

Yesterday was my last day of schooooool!

I got this cool diploma, even though I’m not totally done with preschool yet. I have one more year to go.

While the other kids went outside for donuts, I had the whole classroom to myself!

We all got a bucket full of cool stuff when we left. Eliwen and I hung out for a while eating our new Ring Pops.

Thank you, Ms. Tami, Ms. Chelle, Ms. Ann, and Ms. Cathy! See you in the fall!