Author Archives: Sharon

Jun 16

KEEP EATING THAT ICE CREAM

I’d been stressing about going to the dentist all week. Waiting in the chair for him to arrive wasn’t too fun.

But Dr. James (fellow airplane fanatic, by the way) told me my teeth look awesome. It looks like eating all that ice cream for breakfast is doing me well! After my clean bill of health, it was time to play in the waiting room. (I was too nervous to play before my appointment.)

Jun 13

THINGS I SAY #53

I am having a feeding session with my therapist, Miss Christine.

We are working on a gargling exercise. She gargles to the tune of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.”

She wants me to try and asks what song I like.

I think for a few seconds.

Me: (singing) Kids of today should defend themselves against the 70’s.

It’s not reality.

Just someone else’s sentimentality.

Kids! The 70’s!

Kids! The 70’s!

Miss Christine just stares at me for a while before laughing.

In case you’re interested in the original…

Jun 12

CASA VACA TAQUERIA

Over the weekend, we went to Portland for brunch.

Daddy was so hungry, he tried to eat my head.

I was tasked with the important job of putting Daddy’s creamer in his coffee.

I did great!

Then we decided to point at our breakfast burritos.

Brunch ended with some riveting conversation, probably about LEGO…

…or airplanes.

Then I was left to pay the bill, as usual.