Stairs: Accomplished from the Dexter Video Collection.
Author Archives: Sharon
THINGS I SAY #24
Daddy and I are playing pretend games with my car.
Me: I go to Trader Joe’s.
Daddy: Oh, can you get me some ice cream?
Me: Okay, I get ice cream. Stopped at a red light. Waiting for it to turn green. Okay, I’m here! Getting ice cream and yogurt and strawberries and oatmeal. And beer. And wine.
HOUSE HUNTING
Mommy and Daddy are actually thinking about staying in West Linn for a couple more years so I can finish preschool here and continue going to my amazing new occupational therapist. They have accepted that Trader Joe’s is 20 minutes away and that there are no good restaurants. But…there are 3 Starbucks in the strip mall near the townhouse we looked at yesterday. Soooo…
APRIL: BUG MONTH
Last month at school was “Bug Month!”
21st CENTURY BOY
When one screen is just not enough.
NO TAKE A VIDEO
No Take A Video from the Dexter Video Collection.
THINGS I SAY #23
I’m sitting at the kitchen table and want a car to play with. I ask Mommy to get me one.
Mommy: Here you go. A silver Corvette!
Me: That’s not a Corvette. IT’S A CAMARO.
ON THE JOB
I don’t know who this kid is, but I was definitely going to push him all over the indoor play park.
MOTHER’S DAY 2016
Daddy and I collaborated on a Mother’s Day card for Mommy. And Daddy made her breakfast and I let her play cars with me. Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy!
REVENGE
Mommy turned her back for a couple minutes to talk to Chubs’ vet on the phone, so I had to tattoo myself.
