THINGS I SAY #36

INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

Dexy is playing with Legos and doesn’t want to go to bed.

MOMMY

Come on, Dex, it’s bedtime. You have a big

day tomorrow. It’s your first day of school.

DEXY

When is the last day of school?

CUT TO:

INT. CAR – DAY

Mommy just picked Dexy up from his first day of school.

DEXY:

I am so so so so so so so so so so so

(big gasp of air) so so so tired.

 

NATUROPATH

Yesterday, I saw a naturopath – which makes me officially accepted as a Portlander! She took some of my blood, which was NOT COOL, but I was super brave and got to leave with a cool blue bandage around my arm. I will be doing a number of tests to get a better insight as to what’s going on inside my body.

As a side note, Dr. Reid was really nice, but her office is on a horse farm and I am NOT a horse person.

Naturopath

Naturopath

MEET & GREET

Yesterday, I visited my new preschool to meet the teachers and some of my classmates. They were cool and all. But most importantly, there’s a big sandbox with construction vehicles outside. So this school gets my seal of approval.

Meet and greet