Daddy and I are playing with planes at the kitchen table.
Daddy: You’re so sweet, I want to eat you up.
Me: I’m going to eat Daddy. And then he’ll go in my intestines and he’ll come out as poop.
Author Archives: Sharon
PHONE CALL
Phone Call from the Dexter Video Collection.
MY PORTRAIT OF MOMMY
SPITFIRE
Grandpa bought me a British World War II Spitfire glider when we went to the aviation museum and I took it out for a test fly the other day. It flew great. Thanks, Grandpa!
PLANE WATCHING EVERYWHERE
I saw my naturopath the other day and there were awesome passenger planes flying overhead. I was so excited, I didn’t even realize that creepy horse was looking at me!
THINGS I SAY #41
I am in the living room getting ready for school.
Me: Why is the LEGO man sad?
Daddy: Because he’s being chased by the police. He might go to prison.
Me: I’m sad, too.
Daddy: Why? Are you going to prison?
Me: Maybe school is prison.
EVERGREEN AVIATION MUSEUM
Yesterday, I went to the Evergreen Aviation Museum with Daddy and Grandpa! I saw sooooo many planes, including the Spruce Goose. One of my favorite things to do was sit in some airplane seats because passenger planes are my favorite! When I got home, I made my own LEGO version of the Spruce Goose.
GRANDPA THE HANDYMAN
Grandpa is here visiting and he loves airplanes just like me! I spent the morning showing him my whole fleet of planes. For most of the day, he and Daddy went through the house and fixed a bunch of stuff, so I went to the playground with Mommy. Then in the evening, Daddy and I started building a model airplane that Grandpa brought from New York. I’m the gluer!
SPYING #3
Spying #3 from the Dexter Video Collection.
WILD ONE
