IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MOMMIES

Here are more things about my imaginary world of Mommies:

  1. Hugs has a doll named Indianapolis.
  2. Violet, one of Hugs’ mommies, steals bikes for a living.
  3. The Love Islands are a series of islands off the coast of Mommies. They include: Love Island, Diarrhea Island, and Cholera Island. (Cholera Island might not sound like a nice place to live, but the houses are cute and free, so…)
  4. Mommies has an amusement park called Huggy Poo. Rides include: Hug-a-Coaster, Comfy Swings, Ulcer, Scary Space Explorer, Huggy Poo Spin Wheel, and Scary Adventures of Cute Things.
  5. I used to play goat milk for the Diarrhea Perspectives, but never for the Hawaii Camera Flash Freak Outs.

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