Here are some facts about the island nation of Mommies:

1. The President is named George California and the Vice President is named George Obama.
2. Signs for state roads have the profile of Donald Trump’s face.
3. Bathrooms are called teeter totters.
4. The sky is pink-ish purple.
5. There are two suns.
6. Avobadacados are a fruit native to the island. They are round with red skin and are reddish-pink inside. They taste a lot like a nectarine with a hint of orange.