I’m sitting at the kitchen table with a bowl of oatmeal in front of me.
Mommy: Dex, I want you to do three scoops by yourself.
Me: One scoop.
Mommy: Mmm…how about two scoops?
Me: No. Four scoops.
Mommy: Okay, deal. Four scoops.
I’m sitting at the kitchen table with a bowl of oatmeal in front of me.
Mommy: Dex, I want you to do three scoops by yourself.
Me: One scoop.
Mommy: Mmm…how about two scoops?
Me: No. Four scoops.
Mommy: Okay, deal. Four scoops.
Heehee!!
Gosh I don’t want to make a deal with you
I’m already a top-notch negotiator.