I’ve been sick for the last couple of days and am not in the mood to have my picture taken. So here are some of the gems I’ve been saying at Mommy and Daddy during this time:
“Noooooooo!!! No purple grapes! Green grapes!”
“No leftover oatmeal! New oatmeal!”
Then Mommy makes me new oatmeal and I don’t eat that, either.
Daddy comes home after a long, hard day at work and comes into my bedroom to see how I’m doing.
“Bye, Daddy. Daddy go living room.”
“Mommy sing Wheels Bus [Wheels on the Bus].”
I say this one about 5,000 times a day.
“Mommy sit right here.” [So we can play with cars for the next 12 hours].
Hey Dexter! You wanna switch? Nobody at my house does anything I say!
Really??? Everyone here always does what I say all the time! I don’t know how you live like that…